I'm autumn.
Craisins are my hobby
I don't give a fuck about you ratchets ass lames.

Is that a dead iguana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

collegehumor:

Jake and Amir: Real Estate

A history of rental illness.

Steal from the bitch, and give to the whore.

I live for this shit.

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    Steal from the bitch, and give to the whore. I live for this shit.
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    This is my life. Apartment hunting.
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    this sounds like something we’d do anthony.
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