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dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’ve Never Seen The Sandlot We were on a date, you told some funny jokes, I was laughing. I said “you’re killing me Smalls.” The laughing stopped there. You didn’t understand that reference. You’ve never seen the Sandlot. What the hell? Did you enjoy having a childhood? Did you play baseball? Did you own PF Flyers? Okay, we’ll watch it together sometime at my place. You came over to my house and we watched it. You didn’t laugh once. You thought it was immature. Please, that movie is hilarious. Squints putting the moves on the lifeguard was a classic. The movie featured JAMES EARL JONES. You don’t have a soul. Just take your humorless self right out my door. And move faster or I’ll send the Beast after you “FOR-EV-ER!” A Guest Dealbreaker written by Maria. oh my god. NOT SEEING THE SANDLOT IS DEF A DEALBREAKER!!

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’ve Never Seen The Sandlot

We were on a date, you told some funny jokes, I was laughing. I said “you’re killing me Smalls.” The laughing stopped there. You didn’t understand that reference. You’ve never seen the Sandlot. What the hell? Did you enjoy having a childhood? Did you play baseball? Did you own PF Flyers?

Okay, we’ll watch it together sometime at my place. You came over to my house and we watched it. You didn’t laugh once. You thought it was immature. Please, that movie is hilarious. Squints putting the moves on the lifeguard was a classic. The movie featured JAMES EARL JONES. You don’t have a soul. Just take your humorless self right out my door. And move faster or I’ll send the Beast after you “FOR-EV-ER!”

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Maria.

oh my god. NOT SEEING THE SANDLOT IS DEF A DEALBREAKER!!

+ 633 notes  Friday August 27th 



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    Definite dealbreaker…
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    This is totally me. If...don’t get it when...me, Smalls”...
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    boys in. Sandlot references
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    god. NOT SEEING THE SANDLOT IS DEF
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    so true. if i make...guy doesn’t get it (I MEAN, COME ON, ESPECIALLY
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