I'm so smart, I don't have to be hot.
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rrrrrebecca:

Jake: “Me and Amir work best on couches.”

DAT BUTTERFLY TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!

rrrrrebecca:

Jake: “Me and Amir work best on couches.”

DAT BUTTERFLY TATTOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I am truly aroused.

I am truly aroused.

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Anonymous said: joan rivers has a family...

illbegotdamn:

maryjblige:

so do the palestinians she wished dead

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foxnewsofficial:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

what is that game i don’t get this post

nnnooooo wwaayyy

foxnewsofficial:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

what is that game i don’t get this post

nnnooooo wwaayyy

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titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

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gjume:

heres proof that im drinking the same water mark zuckerburg drinks

gjume:

heres proof that im drinking the same water mark zuckerburg drinks

juniperdaily:

Take a step back and notice the way the way he describes her with so much passion. 

There’s no rush ladies..know your worth!

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swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

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