Craisins are my hobby
I don't give a fuck about you ratchets ass lames.
Is that a dead iguana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Just admit ya dig me, and we can move forward.
And now I shall never say Hi first.
main goals when going to a friend’s house:
- pet dog
- avoid parent
- don’t clog toilet
"If they wasn’t showing they ass, they wouldn’t even be popular."
"You not even that cute boo"
"It’s just yo ass everyone like, not you."
Bitter hoes outchea like hyenas.
*throws shade* *misses*
I. Don’t. Feel. Like. Myself.